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Male Versus Female at the Bank ATM Machine

A friend sent me this and I absolutely love the emails that get passed around that have to do with the differences between genders. There's one about how men and women take showers... I'm going to google that and post it here next.


This one about how men and women do ATM banking is a knee-slapper!

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

3 comments:

Spidey said...

i have to say that in this situation i am much more man than woman.

MelissaTheRagamuffin said...

Me too. The shower one is a lot more accurate. Though I could see my mom totally doing this at the ATM.

Jilly said...

i always do this like a man, apaprently. in fact, my guy REFUSES to use the drive through at all and tells me that "men go inside, women are lazy and drive through." I admit, when I have the baby, I use the drive through, but i'm still like the man in your post.

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