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Leg Humping Dogs

Remember when you were a kid at a friends house, playing with their poodle? "Look mommy, Fluffy's hugging me!" and your mom says, "Get him off your leg and don't let him do that again!"

You knew it then. You don't like it now. It's not funny. Not gonna have it. Not in MY house!

Rocko, my chihuahua puppy, recently discovered his ding dong. He REALLY discovered it. I just found out about his homosexual tendencies and pre-pubescent advances towards his brother, Poncho. I am absolutely disgusted.

Today I am getting a water gun at the dollar store. That'll fix their furry fannies.

They are scheduled for dingdongification surgery the week of May 25th, and it's not a moment too soon for those miscreants.

Gross.

4 comments:

Roger D. Curry said...

Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon - Dog talking to another dog about how much he's looking forward to going to the vet to get tutored.

Jilly said...

it isn't really about being gay or sex. it's how he shows he's the boss man. dogs don't really "do it" doggy style,they actually do it back to back. anything in the "mounting" position is about asserting theirselves. i personally think the humping is worse in little dogs because they need to show they're big bad doggies.

there was a great show in the discovery channel a few months back explaining genetics via different dog breeds. i'm going to show it next year when we do our genetics and sex unit in science.

jilly

Anonymous said...

Don't think the surgery will change anything if it's after they've already discovered their ding dong. My dog's ding dong comes out to the point where he has a hard time walking on three legs and he's been fixed for about two years now. All he really humps is stuffed animals though, and I just let him have fun. After he's done humping, he shakes the stuffed animal with his mouth and flings it against the wall. Men.

Anonymous said...

That last comment was from Blu.

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