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A Real Man...

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.......

Never mind.


Spidey said...

i guess i am married to a real man.
i already knew that.

Roger D. Curry said...

Thank you, Jesus. The first few lines, I thought I just wasn't measuring up.


Jilly said...

i've got no complaints about my guy, but that could be because he does all the icky crap i don't want to do like the trash, heavy lifting, and cleaning the litter box.

Spidey said...

girl... how about an update? i come here every day and nothing.


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