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Note to Self on the Dangers of Coca-Cola

Self:

Just because you're a cheapskate and trying to be healthy and thereby never buy coca-cola doesn't mean if you buy a 12-pack for a treat you have to be a PIGGY and drink two cans after 9 PM like a fat beast who never had a soda before.... so now it's 1:00 A.M. and you have to work tomorrow. Look at yourself....sloushy belly, burpy, and all wide-eyed, blogging shit at this hour. Shame on you!

Signed,

Self

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